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Guardian of Forever
03-10-2002, 07:30 PM
Each reply to this thread must begin with the letter following the first letter in the post before it. Example: "Go away!" "Him?" Idiot, no...him." "Just him?" "Kelly too" "Like she did anything" "Maybe"....etc.

I'll start.

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A long time ago, some guy did some stuff.
TomRhikor
03-10-2002, 07:55 PM
And then he went on a killing rampage.
Guardian of Forever
03-10-2002, 07:58 PM
...but before he started, his wife called and said
TomRhikor
03-11-2002, 02:33 AM
...Cletus just had sex with me, you suck.
Guardian of Forever
03-11-2002, 05:56 AM
Distraught, he left.
Steve P
03-11-2002, 09:54 AM
Ever the optomist, he blew cletus' head off
Guardian of Forever
03-11-2002, 03:20 PM
"Fred," he said, calling Cletus by his real name, "I hate you."
Steve P
03-11-2002, 03:57 PM
Goat shagger! , Cletus yelled to fred
TomRhikor
03-13-2002, 05:36 PM
"How did you get her off?" He said to Cletus, "She always fakes it with me."
Guardian of Forever
03-13-2002, 07:28 PM
"I never said I did," Cletus replied.
TomRhikor
03-13-2002, 07:32 PM
"j00 are an impotant whore, Cletus", said That Guy
Steve P
03-14-2002, 01:16 AM
Kletus was so stupid he kouldnt even spell his name properly
Guardian of Forever
03-14-2002, 12:27 PM
Leaving everything behind, the man left, vowing his revenge on the rest of the world.
TomRhikor
03-14-2002, 03:09 PM
Mr. Kletus walked down the street, stumbling over a dead whore, and said "My, my, that is one dead whore."
Guardian of Forever
03-14-2002, 05:06 PM
Not to be outdone however, the dead whore muttered under her breath, "My, my, that is one freaking moron..."
TomRhikor
03-14-2002, 06:16 PM
Of course, Kletus was shocked, so he kicked the supposeidly dead whore in the head, and left the scene.
Guardian of Forever
03-14-2002, 06:54 PM
"Poser..." he muttered while leaving.
TomRhikor
03-14-2002, 10:07 PM
"Queer..." The whore muttered, as her last words.
tux (aka alpha
03-15-2002, 07:53 AM
Cletus suddenly got a hart attack from seeing Tom Rikhor...
Guardian of Forever
03-15-2002, 11:44 AM
Realizing, however, that "C" does not follow "Q," he recovered, and kept walking.
TomRhikor
03-15-2002, 03:59 PM
Suddenly, he was hit by a truck.

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Steve P
03-15-2002, 08:21 PM
Truck my ***, more like molars fist
TomRhikor
03-15-2002, 08:50 PM
Until Molar remembered that Cletus isn't his senior officer, and went to go find his CO to beat down on. :D

...That wasn't a flame...
Steve P
03-16-2002, 02:31 PM
VD! you gave me a ****ing dose! Cletus shouted to Fred
Zweller
03-31-2002, 07:27 PM
"Well that'll teach you for sleeping with dead whores," he responded.
Guardian of Forever
03-31-2002, 11:39 PM
Yelling loudly, Fred snapped.
Steve P
04-17-2002, 12:57 AM
Zip it, said Cletus
Guardian of Forever
04-17-2002, 05:44 AM
"Again? I thought I just saw these two fighting..." said an old lady, walking by.
Steve P
04-17-2002, 12:23 PM
Bitch! said cletus I bet she's Rikors Mom. Nick her pension book!