Guardian of Forever
03-20-2002, 06:12 PM
If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bad times", delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses
subspace
file harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program
your
phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze
into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will
leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the
while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their
hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye.It will rewrite your backup files,
changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key
sentences. If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment,
it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.It will not only remove the forbidden
tags from your mattresses and pillows, It will also refill your skim milk
with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so
hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you,sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to
everyoneI have to say, it got me to send it to other people. :)
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses
subspace
file harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program
your
phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze
into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will
leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the
while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their
hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye.It will rewrite your backup files,
changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key
sentences. If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment,
it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.It will not only remove the forbidden
tags from your mattresses and pillows, It will also refill your skim milk
with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so
hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you,sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to
everyoneI have to say, it got me to send it to other people. :)